What did the grass do when it didn’t rain?
It just had to make dew.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was a little shocked.
April showers bring may flowers, but what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you say when someone loses 25% of their roof in a storm?
Oof.
What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It’s all coming back to me now.
Did you see the movie about the hurricane and the tornado?
I won't spoil it, but there's a twist.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over ninety degrees.
How much does a rainbow weigh?
It's pretty light.