Did you hear about the dyslexic man who wanted to create beautiful poetry?
He made three vases and a bowl.
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?
He had trouble moving his elbows.
What's the problem with dyslexic zombies?
Nothing, unless your name is Brian.