Did you hear about the dyslexic man who wanted to create beautiful poetry?
He made three vases and a bowl.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Who won the race between the pencil and the pen?
The pencil. In fact he lead from start to finish.
Why was the mystery writer's will so dissapointing?
Of everything he'd ever written, this one was a dead giveaway.
How does a penman make his living?
He charges a calligra-fee.
Where do cats write notes?
Scratch paper.
How do you break up with a farmer?
Write a John Deere letter.