Did you hear about the dyslexic man who wanted to create beautiful poetry?
He made three vases and a bowl.
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed, I tell ya!
Did you hear about the art contest at the old west saloon?
It ended in a draw.
Why do nurses prefer red crayons?
Because they often have to draw blood.
Who does sketches for the police?
A con artist.
What’s the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
How did the student manage to get an 'A' on their origami assignment?
She just turned her paper into her teacher.
Did you hear about the new origami channel on TV?
It's paper view.
Why did Van Gogh devote himself to painting?
He didn't have an ear for music.
How does a penman make his living?
He charges a calligra-fee.
What do you call a man hanging on the wall?
Art.
Did you hear about the art student who jumped from a bridge carrying all of his paint?
He passed with flying colors.
What do you call it when you think up a brand new color?
A pigment of your imagination.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze?
The stat-CHOOs.