If toast gets stuck in the toaster, is it ok to pry it out with a butter knife?
The answer may shock you.
What’s a piece of bread’s least favorite chore?
Doing a loaf of laundry.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What do you call someone who doesn’t like bread?
Lack-Toast Intolerant.
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?
It was loaf at first sight.
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain bread.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
The business is toast.
What did one side of the toast say to the other?
You're my butter half.
What's special about toast at the zoo?
It was bread in captivity.
What do you call a red-headed baker?
A ginger bread man.