If toast gets stuck in the toaster, is it ok to pry it out with a butter knife?
The answer may shock you.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was a little shocked.
What do you say if someone tells you you're a unit of electrical power?
You say, "I'm a watt?"
Why did the electric car finish the race early?
It had a short circuit.
Did you hear about the kid who played with electricity?
His parents grounded him until he learned to conduct himself properly.
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.
Where do electricians get supplies?
The Ohm Depot.
What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their date?
We have potential.
Where did the doofus go to buy electricity?
The outlet mall.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.
What did the charged atom say to the other atoms?
I got my ion, you.
Why shouldn't you take advice from electrons?
They are always negative.