What kind of dog loves the salon?
A Shampoodle.
Why didn't the pirate shower before he had to walk the plank?
He knew he'd be washing up on shore later.
Did you hear about the guy who didn’t like his beard?
It grew on him.
Why did the daddy rabbit shave?
He had a lot of little hares.
What did the duck say to the lady at the lipstick counter?
Put it on my bill.
Who cares if you sing really loud and really bad in a shower?
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They fight tooth and nail.
Why do Republicans hate skin lotion?
Because the instructions say to apply it liberally.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
What do you need when your bunny gets wet?
A hare dryer.
What are the most popular fragrances for ages 12 to 18?
Adolescents.
What does Batman use to wash his hair?
Conditioner Gordon.
Where do moons get clean?
In a meteor shower.
How do you hold a rabbit still?
With hare spray.
What did the bald man say about his favorite comb?
He said he'd never part with it.
How do cows make themselves pretty?
Cowsmetics.
When do police get called to the rabbit salon?
When someone is having a bad hare day.
What's the best smelling insect?
A de-odor ant.
Why did the envelope take so long to get ready?
It had to get addressed for the trip to the mailbox.