Jokes About Super Heroes
What superhero is the best baseball player?
Batman.
Why did Captain America flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?
Heroine overdose.
What does Batman use to wash his hair?
Conditioner Gordon.
Why doesn't the Hulk tell jokes?
Nobody would survive the punch line.
What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A husband is less likely to get killed by an iron for yelling "Iron Man" at home.
Why did Superman run away from the cematery?
He couldn't tolerate the crypt tonight.
When is it best to attack Superman's home world?
Krypton night.
How does Spider-Man pay for a piece of candy?
Spidey cents.