What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear faced lyre.
What do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters.
Why are conspiracy theories like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
He refused to lie.
What do you call an amphibian in hiding?
Incognitoad.
Why should sneaky people wear leather?
It's literally made of hide.
Why are snakes so hard to fool?
You can't pull their legs.
Did you hear about the fake bucket?
It was a pail immitation.
What's the problem with pretending to be someone's dad?
It's a faux pa.
How does a politician go to sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
When is it a bad thing to meet your wife on a vacation?
When you told her you were traveling for business.