What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?
Spot.
What do you call a tired bull?
A bulldozer.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
Darn it! Foiled again!
How did the wife know her husband was stealing from his job building roads?
She walked into their garage and all the signs were there.
Why should you never blame others for the road you're on?
It's your own asphalt.