Why are cross-eyed teachers so bad?
They can’t control their pupils.
Why couldn't the music teacher start his car?
His keys were on the piano.
How do math teachers get warm in a cold room?
They go to the corner, where it's ninety degrees.
What did the kid say when his teacher asked him to name two pronouns?
Who? Me?
What kind of math to they teach to farm animals?
Cowculus.
What do you call a cat teacher?
A purrfessor.
What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?
Absent-minded.
Why did Lucy decide to become a teacher?
Because she wanted to inspire the next generation of humans to make the same mistakes she did.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry between them.
Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a car wreck?
He was grading papers on a curve.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
Summer.
What did Timmy say when the teacher asked him to name two pronouns?
Who? Me?
What do you get when your teacher is a vampire?
Blood tests.
What do you call a teacher who does't fart in public?
A private tooter.
What is the worst thing about Ancient History Class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.