Did you read that book about falling down the stairs?
It’s a step by step guide.
Why did the man say when he was arrested for stealing encyclopedias?
He said, “Wait! I can explain everything!”
Where can you find a book on paranoia?
It’s probably right behind you.
Did you hear about that new book about adhesives?
I bet you can't put it down.
Which type of books are the easiest to get through?
Non-friction books.
When they're not on the same page.