Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it’s really scary for their seeing-eye dog.
Do you really need a parachute to go skydiving?
No. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a woman flying a plane?
A pilot, you sexist.
Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?
He brought the wrong carrion.
What is the hardest part about sky diving?
The ground.
How do you get from point A to point B?
Just take an x-y plane.
Did you hear about the woman who sued the airline for losing her luggage?
She lost her case.
Why do genies fly on magic carpets?
Seems like nobody ever actually wishes for cheaper flights.
Why do pilots drink before flights?
The cockpit doesn't have a cup holder.
How often do planes crash?
Just once.