What is the longest word in the english language?
No it's not.
What kind of Dinosaur knows the most words?
A Thesaurus
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
It really does.
What do you say when someone loses 25% of their roof in a storm?
Oof.
What will happen if you swallow a book of synonyms?
You'll get thesaurus throat you ever had.
What did Timmy say when the teacher asked him to name two pronouns?
Who? Me?
How do you explain that you don't like your aunt's old teak furniture?
You're anti auntie's antique teak.