Why do they put a fence around a cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why are glass coffins popular?
Remains to be seen.
Where can you usually find a cemetary?
In the dead center of town.
They're always working the graveyard shift.
Why should you never visit a cemetery at night?
It would be grave danger.
Why did Superman run away from the cematery?
He couldn't tolerate the crypt tonight.