Why did the man bring his crush to a volcano?
He was hoping she'd fall in lava with him.
What was the geologist disappointed to find limestone?
He had taken it for granite.
What did the shy pebble wish for?
That she was a little boulder.
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?
Oops! My fault!
Why don’t geologists like scary movies?
They might be petrified.
How do geologists ask each other out?
They say, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?
Because they're in continents.
Why is dirt the perfect gift?
It has great sedimental value.
What did the skeptic say when the water diviner found three deep water holes?
Well, well, well.