What time is it when an elephant sits on your breakfast table?
Time to get a new breakfast table.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your breakfast table?
Time to get a new breakfast table.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
You’ll find footprints in the cheesecake.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elifino.
What's the problem with elephant poaching?
Everyone knows they're best when they're grilled.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
Eliphino.