Where do pencils come from?
Pennsylvania.
Which state is the smartest?
Alabama - it has four As and a B.
The same thing as Arkansas.
What state serves the smallest beverages?
Minnesota.
Where did the hippie find a wife?
Mississippi.
A New Jersey.
What is the shortest review about traveling to Oklahoma?
It's OK.
Why doesn't anyone laugh loudly in Hawaii?
They prefer a low ha.
How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie.
What do you call a Hawaiian parrot with a cold?
A polly sneezin'.