How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was a little shocked.
How much does a dead battery cost?
It’s free of charge.
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Have you heard about the world's most famous water spy?
Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
Why don't photons have suitcases?
They are traveling light.
How does Schrodinger apologise?
Sorry not sorry.
Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?
Because you don't want anything to fall out.
Why shouldn't you take advice from electrons?
They are always negative.
Did you hear about the kid who played with electricity?
His parents grounded him until he learned to conduct himself properly.
Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.
Which type of books are the easiest to get through?
Non-friction books.
Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry.
What did Einstein say about the party?
He had a relatively good time.
What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their date?
We have potential.
What did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry between them.
What does a quantum frog say?
Quibit.
Where does light go to jail?
In a maximum security prism.
What did the charged atom say to the other atoms?
I got my ion, you.
What does it mean that protons have mass?
It depends on which church they go to.
Where does bad light end up?
It's sent to prism.
Did you hear about the quantum pirate?
He'll make you walk the Planck.