What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Something smells like carrots.
What does a snowman do on his day off?
Not much. He just chills.
What happened when the vampire bit a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why can’t you ever tell a joke on a frozen lake?
You might crack it up.
How do you get a good price on a sled?
You have toboggan.
What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.
Iceburgers.
Why do polar bears have such hairy coats?
It's fur protection.
How do mountains keep themselves warm in winter?
Snow caps.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polariods.
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together.