How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because they want to be in the cast.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was going through a bad stage in his career.
Why can’t you take a bunch of acting classes at once?
Acting classes are best taken in stages.
Why did four refuse to be in the number play?
It was two squared to get on stage.