What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Something smells like carrots.
What does a snowman do on his day off?
Not much. He just chills.
Why can’t you ever tell a joke on a frozen lake?
You might crack it up.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It’s way too far to walk.
How do you get a good price on a sled?
You have toboggan.
What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Iceburgers.
Why don't people have weddings in the winter?
They're worried about someone getting cold feet.
Why do polar bears have such hairy coats?
It's fur protection.
How do mountains keep themselves warm in winter?
Snow caps.
Why was the snowman embarrassed to be seen looking at carrots?
He was picking his nose.
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together.
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns Silver.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?
He went to see Closed for the Winter.
What do fish sing during winter?
Christmas corals.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?
A polar bear.
What happened when the vampire bit a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polariods.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.