Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why is Snow White say while waiting for photographs to arrive?
Someday my prints will come!
What did Tigger tell his tiger friends when he brought Winnie the Pooh to a party?
Bear with me.
Did you hear about Jack, who speaks to his crops?
Jack and the beans talk.
Why do genies fly on magic carpets?
Seems like nobody ever actually wishes for cheaper flights.
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
She had a pumpkin for a coach.
What's a good password that's at least eight characters long?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.