What did the elevator say when it sneezed?
I think I’m coming down with something.
Why do ghosts like elevators so much?
It lifts their spirits.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
What room is left out of a ghost’s house?
The living room.
What’s the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head.
How can you manage a fear of elevators?
You need to take steps to avoid them.
What do you say when someone loses 25% of their roof in a storm?
Oof.