What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What do you call a magician who has lost the magic?
Ian.
What happened after David had his ID stolen?
We had to call him Dav.
What do you name a teenager who never grows old?
Constantine.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
What do you call a man laying just outside your front door.
Matt.
What do you call a man adrift on the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymoose.
What's the problem with dyslexic zombies?
Nothing, unless your name is Brian.
What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
Patty.
Why did the girl name her eraser "confidence"?
It got smaller every time she made a mistake.
She has little legs.