What happened when the vampire bit a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why is it so unpleasant to hang out with a vampire?
He can be such a pain in the neck.
What kind of boat does a vampire have?
A blood vessel.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A lot of tough blood tests.
What do you call a vampire on a diet?
Count Calories.
What's the difference between wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What kind of dog does a vampire like?
A bloodhound.
What do you get when your teacher is a vampire?
Blood tests.