Why did Captain America flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
How did the toilet thief get away?
Police had nothing to go on.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?
Because the “P” is silent.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
European.
What are the 2 reasons why you shouldn’t drink toilet water?
Number 1 and Number 2.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and wall paper?
No? That's pretty gross.
Did you hear about the house without a toilet?
It was uncanny.