Why did Captain America flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
What's brown and sounds like a big bell?
DUNG!
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It can run in your jeans.
What are the 2 reasons why you shouldn’t drink toilet water?
Number 1 and Number 2.
Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?
He had trouble moving his elbows.
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and wall paper?
No? That's pretty gross.
What happens when you eat ten cans of alphabet soup?
You can expect a massive vowel movement.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Forgetfulness and diarrhea. You’re running, but you don't know where and can’t remember why.
Why should you never buy from a constipated baker?
Because they've been kneading a poo.
Why did the fly have a seat at the a bar?
He was drawn to the stool.
What happens when you goose a ghost?
You get a hand full of sheet.
What did the dung beetle say when the other dung beetle farted?
Do you mind? I'm trying to eat!
Where to cat divas go to the bathroom?
In a glitter box.