Why did the teddy bear stop eating?
He was stuffed.
Why are Russian dolls so egotistical?
They’re completely full of themselves.
How do you get a good price on a sled?
You have toboggan.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What does a real Army soldier have in common with a little green Army toy?
If you step on one, you're in for a world of pain.