What kind of music did pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
April showers bring may flowers, but what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why is dropping a thanksgiving meal like an international incident?
It includes the fall of Turkey, the breakup of China, and Hungary people in revolt.
Why did Han and Chewie decide to go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were Solo.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.