Why did the painter always prefer his step ladder?
He never really knew his real ladder.
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
Why did everyone leave grandma's birthday party after only one minute?
Because it was her sixty-second birthday.
What do you call someone with two red-headed parents?
Gingerbred.
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
How do you explain that you don't like your aunt's old teak furniture?
You're anti auntie's antique teak.
What do you call a father when he's doing chores?
A do-dad.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?
They share a common foe.