What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
Why can’t you give Queen Elsa a balloon?
She’ll Let It Go.
Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?
Because he went down in History.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite school lunch?
Mystery meat.
What was the gingerbread man's favorite blanket?
It was a cookie sheet.
Have you heard about the world's most famous water spy?
Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
What Star Wars character swears the most?
R2-D2. They have to bleep out every word he says.
Why couldn’t Luke Skywalker find love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?
Everything was half off.
How does Wicket get around Endor?
Ewoks wherever he goes.
Did you hear about Han Solo's barbeque?
The meat was chewy.
Did you hear about the girl who got a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character?
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
Through the Dumble-door.
Who is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?
Brocco Lee.
What do you call a scared young Jedi?
Panickin' Skywalker.
Who designed the famous round table for King Arthur and his knights?
Sir Cumference.
Do you know who Quasimodo is?
Even if you don't, I'm sure he rings a bell.
What do you call a nose that can see into the future?
Nostrildamus.
What did Tigger tell his tiger friends when he brought Winnie the Pooh to a party?
Bear with me.
What does Batman use to wash his hair?
Conditioner Gordon.
What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?
The atoms family.
Why doesn't the Hulk tell jokes?
Nobody would survive the punch line.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite supper?
Mystery meat.
What's a good password that's at least eight characters long?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.