What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why won't your friends share the cheese at a Mexican restauarant?
It's nacho cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
What do you call cheese by itself?
Provolone.
Did you hear about the chef who injured himself cutting cheese?
He felt grate when it happened.
Why can't you buy a bagel with cream cheese?
Because folks usually prefer cash or credit.
Who is behind the great cheese conspiracy?
The hallouminati.