Jokes About Prison
What do you call a prison joke that isn’t funny?
A sentence.
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed, I tell ya!
Where does light go to jail?
In a maximum security prism.
Did you hear about the prison that held a fancy golf tournament?
There were pros and cons.
What do you call a chemist with fake breasts dressed as a clown in jail?
Silicon.
Why did the pigeon get thrown in federal prison?
He was staging a coo.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
A period. It's the most common way to end a sentence.
Did you hear about the criminals who became friends when the warden mixed up their prison files?
The were so close that from then on they finished each others' sentences.
Where does bad light end up?
It's sent to prism.