Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
It was a knot-for-profit business.
How many CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. The CEO holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion, but some action items need to be discussed offline. The board will circle back to it next week.
What do they call the boss at Old McDonald’s farm?
He's the C-I-E-I-O.
How is Christmas like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Why do they say talk is cheap?
Because the supply always outweighs the demand.
Why did the accountant commit herself to a mental hospital?
She started hearing invoices in her head.
Where do traveling businessmen keep their underwear?
In a briefcase.
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
The business is toast.
Why do investors enter a room backwards?
They've always got their eyes on the exit.
Did you hear that KFC fired every single one of their leaders?
It was a chicken coup.
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
The caterer.
When should employees practice packing up their desk?
During a fired drill.