Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
It was a knot-for-profit business.
What's exactly one foot long and very slippery?
A slipper.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open toad.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
Loafers.
What kind of lunch meat goes into your boots?
Below knee.
What do you get when you put pennies on a buffalo's hooves?
Buffaloafers.
Why shouldn't you buy shoes from a drug dealer?
Because you don't know what he laced them with, and you could be tripping all day.
How do you wake up a loafer?
With a shoe horn.
Why did the doofus put TGIF on his shoes?
Toes go in first.
When does a shoe get bigger?
When you add a foot in it.