Jokes About Calendars
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Why did the woman think her calendar was trying to kill her?
Her days were numbered.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a big fight, and 2021.
April showers bring may flowers, but what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why are you so tired on April first?
Because you just finished a thirty-one day March.
Why was the calendar afraid?
It knew its days were numbered.
Why was General Yoda afraid of April?
Because March, April May.
What is a soldier’s least-favorite date?
March 4th.