No, but April May.
Why did the woman think her calendar was trying to kill her?
Her days were numbered.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a big fight, and 2021.
April showers bring may flowers, but what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why are you so tired on April first?
Because you just finished a thirty-one day March.
Why was the calendar afraid?
It knew its days were numbered.
Why was General Yoda afraid of April?
Because March, April May.
What is a soldier’s least-favorite date?
March 4th.