What do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet.
Why did the grizzly get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear faced lyre.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Call it anything you want, it can’t hear you now.
Why do polar bears have such hairy coats?
It's fur protection.
What did Tigger tell his tiger friends when he brought Winnie the Pooh to a party?
Bear with me.
Where does the bear army store its weapons?
In the bearracks.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the right koala-fications.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?
A polar bear.
What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
What is the most condescending bear?
A pan... DUH!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Why are pandas considered the most dangerous animals?
A panda eats shoots and leaves.
What do you call a polar bear on a tropical island?
Lost.