Why don't people call the tinnitus help line?
It just keeps ringing and ringing.
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest.
Why did the hard-of-hearing man forbid his children from going to the symphony?
He heard there would be a lot of sax and violins.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Neither did he.
What's the benefit of knowing sign language?
It's handy in lots of ways.
Why did Van Gogh devote himself to painting?
He didn't have an ear for music.
How did the man describe the symptoms when asked about his hearing loss?
It's a funny animated show about yellow people.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor because he heard a constant buzzing sound?
Turns out there was a bug going around.
Why don't human beings hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.