What's brown and sounds like a big bell?
DUNG!
Because their horns don’t work.
What sounds like a sneeze, but is made of leather?
A shoe!
What do you call a cold parrot?
A Brrrrrrrrd.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Ca-shew!
What kind of lion doesn't roar?
A dandelion.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor because he heard a constant buzzing sound?
Turns out there was a bug going around.
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish.
What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly?
A mumble bee.
Why isn't there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.