Did you hear about the kid who was addicted to the Hokey Pokey?
Thankfully, he turned himself around. That's what it's all about.
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
To get himself off of the boos.
Why wasn't the woman happy about overcoming her addiction to hiking?
She wasn't out of the woods yet.
Why is helium addiction such a problem?
Nobody takes your cries for help seriously.
How can you make gambling addicts call for the help they need?
Make every fifth call a winner.