Did you hear about the kid who was addicted to the Hokey Pokey?
Thankfully, he turned himself around. That's what it's all about.
What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you.
A pool table.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why don't sailors play cards?
Someone is always standing on the deck.
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties.
Why don't Imperial Stormtroopers play blackjack?
They can't hit anything.
When is the worst time to have a heart attack?
While performing in charades.
Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?
It was a chessnut.
What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
Catch.
What did the husband tell his wife when he found the letters she was hiding, and realized she was cheating?
He said, "I'm never playing Scrabble with you again."
What is a fish's favorite game?
Salmon says.
Why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?
They're always raising the steaks.
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.