How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
Why can't a race that starts in Finland end in Finland?
Because the runners cross the Finnish line.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.
Is a snail faster without a shell?
No, without a shell, a snail is very sluggish.
Why did the electric car finish the race early?
It had a short circuit.
Who won the race between the pencil and the pen?
The pencil. In fact he lead from start to finish.
Why do race car drivers take a break during a race?
When they're getting tired.
What kind of races to bugs like?
Gnats car.
Did you hear what happened when two silkworms had a race?
It all ended up in a tie.