Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
What did the duck say to the lady at the lipstick counter?
Put it on my bill.
Why did the ducks in the park attack a dog?
They heard he was pure bread.
What did the duck say to the lady at the lipstick counter?
Put it on my bill.
Why did the ducks in the park attack a dog?
They heard he was pure bread.
What do you call a duck that gets good grades?
A wise quacker.
Why did the ducks at the park always attack the little brown puppy?
He was a pure bread dog.
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement.
Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
What time do industrious duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What sound does a subatomic duck make?
Quark.
What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face and one has his face on a bill.