Jokes About Babies
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents were in a jam.
How do you put a baby spaceship to sleep?
You rocket.
What kind of mistakes do baby ghosts make?
Boo boos.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
None, only babies.
What do baby mathematicians drink?
Formula.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic formula.
How are babies like hinges?
They are things to adore.
Why can it be a problem when physicians deliver a baby?
A baby needs its liver to survive.
Whats the difference between a zombie and baby?
A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams.