Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?
Who cares?
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross back?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Why did the cow roll over onto his back?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Becaaauuwwwse!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the British possum cross the road?
To see his flat mates.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side.