What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something really smells.
Why are cross-eyed teachers so bad?
They can’t control their pupils.
Why do pirates wear an eye patch?
Because there is only one I in pirate.
What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Eew. That's gross. Don't touch them.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Where does a sailor go for vision problems?
He goes to the aye, aye doctor.