Why did the golfer bring an extra pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did dad take his pick-up truck onto the golf course?
He heard it was a driving range.
What part of a golf course is the most common spot for a bad lie?
The scorecard.
Did you hear about the prison that held a fancy golf tournament?
There were pros and cons.
What is the proper official call when a golfer attempts to retrieve a ball from an alligator’s mouth?
An ambulance.
What do you get when you cross a baseball field with a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
What do you use to find the location of a golf ball?
A lie detector.