Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents were in a jam.
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
What do unicorns call their dads?
Pop corns.
What’s the best part about telling Dad Jokes?
Sometimes he laughs.
Why did the painter always prefer his step ladder?
He never really knew his real ladder.
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Why did the daddy rabbit shave?
He had a lot of little hares.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan.
What do you call someone with two red-headed parents?
Gingerbred.
Did you hear about the kid who played with electricity?
His parents grounded him until he learned to conduct himself properly.
What do you call a father when he's doing chores?
A do-dad.
How does Kylo Ren spend father's day?
Solo.