Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?
Because he went down in History.
Why was the student’s report card wet?
It was below C level.
How did the student manage to get an 'A' on their origami assignment?
She just turned her paper into her teacher.
Why is the average student's report card patriotic?
It goes from C to shining C.
Why are fish always swimming in schools?
Because they can never get above C level.
What is the most reliable way to get straight A's in school?
Use a ruler.
What does the average high school football player get on their SAT?
Drool.
Which state is the smartest?
Alabama - it has four As and a B.